Forget Audi, for a minute. Everyone, please be upstanding for the BMW M5 Touring.

Want to turn your classic into a road-legal racer? Gruppe5 has you covered.

Dear lord, what were they smoking?

It’s a bit like the Performante, but with a new Italian brain called Lamborghini Dinamica Veicolo Integrata.

Tweaks that made the Huracán faster and pointier are now offered with the Spyder.

631bhp, AWD, and laps the Nordschleife in 6:52.01. And now it’s in Malaysia. Run, and hide.

Dive head-first into a world of lairy paint hues, OTT leathers and infinite carbon fibre options.

Performante power, better aero and a new touchscreen. The baby Lambo grows up?

It costs €1.5m apiece, but all five are sold – the first off-plan when it was still just an idea.

More than 200 V10 and V12 engines, must have been fun.