A quick bit of research on the Interweb proves that there are studio flats for sale in London that cover a space as small as 10 square metres. Why do we do it to ourselves? What we all really need is to get out of the city and into one of Peugeot’s latest concept vehicles – the Boxer 4x4.

The Boxer is Peugeot’s commercial van, but this one has been converted into an awesome-looking go-anywhere camper. As well as the raised suspension (ground clearance is 30mm higher at the front and 50mm higher at the rear), Peugeot has fitted a selectable 4WD system with a rear-locking differential.

Under the bonnet is a BlueHDI diesel engine that produces a fairly reasonable 370nm of torque – the important number for a big off-roader such as this. That engine is also connected to a six-speed manual gearbox, so you might even enjoy driving your new home out in the wilderness.

You can bring all your belongings with you too – provided those belongings are a mountain bike and a Canadian canoe. Combined with the chunky BF Goodrich tyres, custom side ladder and windshield visor, though, they really complete the look.

Inside, Peugeot says the Boxer 4x4 will “accommodate up to 3 people on a long-term basis”. How long-term they really mean we’re not so sure, but the floor space is equal to that aforementioned London flat. We know where our money (if we had any) would go.

The interior features four separate zones – a dining/kitchen area, a sleeping area, a small bathroom and the driver’s area up front. There are swathes of fabric rather than leather, and the entire floor is apparently made from 100 per cent recycled and 100 per cent recyclable materials. Nice.

The concept will be presented at the Recreational Vehicle Show in Le Bourget from 28 September, but all we really want is for Peugeot to announce that they’re putting it into production.

Pleeease, Peugeot.